Dear Thursday,

I think we should agree to stay away from each other for awhile. Though you tried your darnedest to make me cry you didn't succeed ... by the way, really appreciated the super strong electric shock when I unplugged my computer to take it to the theater, and the air conditioner spitting out water and black goo... it was very cute on top of everything else you had already pulled; you're classy Thursday, really you are. I've decided to take the high road and for the foreseeable future I'm going to choose to pretend that you don't exist. Wednesday will simply slide into Friday. We'll try spending time together again when Community and 30 Rock return in the Fall, but remember if you piss me off again I can always depend on the DVR to help me to continue to pretend that you don't exist! I don't need you. You hold no power over me!

Civil regards,
me